Coop Scoop: Justice Sam Alito Swallowed By Giant Salmon
A hot new trend among the super-elite: acquire your personal Supr Crt Justice!
June 23, 2023
By Marc Cooper
What’s the matter with George Soros? Here he is, the uber-wealthy head of the International Jewish Conspiracy and he seems to be missing out. As has been reported by such illustrious investigators as Marjorie Taylor Greene, Soros has bought off that Manhattan D.A. and, it appears, some mid-range kindergarten teachers pushing CRT on their toddler victims and maybe a woke university or two.
And yet, in spite of his money, no matter his wily cosmopolitan ways, George Soros has outright failed where some of his goyisha peers have wildly succeeded.
Let’s be direct and nor beat around the bush:
Mr. Soros you have failed to acquire your own personal conservative Supreme Court Justice and it is reflecting poorly on your business and political acumen not to mention the future of the International Jewish Conspiracy. Worse for you, your choices have become painfully narrow as the justices are being snatched up by your competitors as if they were as hot as Cabbage Patch Dolls were 40 years ago.
Pro Publica breaks the news this week, that ultra-reactionary justice Sam Alito has now landed his own sugar daddy billionaire, buying him $100,000 charter fishing trips while his companies argued cases at least 10 times in front of Alito. Sam, of course, refused to disclose any of this and indeed wrote an unintentionally hilarious piece in the WSJ opinion section trying to justify his corruption. and he’s actually got the balls to say he didn’t know who his benefactor Paul Singer was even though he is celebrated in every brain dead college business seminar as a hero of Modern American Capitalism.
BTW Paul Singer, like Soros, is Jewish. This should be of special concern for Soros whose position hs not been challenged. So far Singer has only supported Republicans with big bundles of cash. And Sam Alito has not been known as a Social Justice Warrior. For the moment, then, Singer does not yet pose a threat to unseating Soros as Chief Global Jew, but acquiring your own Supreme Court Justice is nothing to scoff at. Pro Publica writes
“In the years that followed[the gifted fishing trip], Singer’s hedge fund came before the court at least 10 times in cases where his role was often covered by the legal press and mainstream media. In 2014, the court agreed to resolve a key issue in a decade-long battle between Singer’s hedge fund and the nation of Argentina. Alito did not recuse himself from the case and voted with the 7-1 majority in Singer’s favor. The hedge fund was ultimately paid $2.4 billion.
Alito did not report the 2008 fishing trip on his annual financial disclosures. By failing to disclose the private jet flight Singer provided, Alito appears to have violated a federal law that requires justices to disclose most gifts, according to ethics law experts.”
Harlan Crow, the very goy zillionaire who owns and now runs Justice Clarence Thomas and his delightful better half, Gini, wouldn’t be caught dead in a synagogue on Sabbath. Especially when he has a 5 a.m. call out on the links the next morning. Again no threat to Soro’s position but he does have the bragging rights of acquiring one of the greatest legal minds of the century as his BFF. And this is a twofer as Crow also got Gini Thomas for free in the deal. And what a deal. Imagine a warm evening out on the calm South Pacific, lounging on deck chairs of Crow’s 175 foot super yacht, sipping some chilled Moet Chandon, while Gini regales everybody with hilarious anecdotes from cops getting tazed and windows getting smashed on January 6. Good taste barred the Thomases from disclosing any of this.
Justice Gorsuch also got his own benefactor to buy up a white elephant house of his on which he profited as much as a half million dollars. The purchaser, Brian Duffy, is CEO of a powerhouse DC law firm that has regularly had clients before the courts. Gorsuch never recused himself nor disclosed his transaction (as it might have given ammo to the The International Jewish Conspiracy).
Chief Justice Roberts has also shielded himself from influence by Soros and the Hebes by securing his own Sugar Daddy – or in his case Sugar Mommy—in his own household. Turns out that wifey Roberts –again certainly not a co-religionary of Soros—cashed in her position by becoming a head hunter/broker for major DC law firms that…um…have business before the Supremes. She used her elevated position to barter different lawyers among different law firms. On commission, of course. And to the tune of more than $10 million in profits. Eat that, Soros.
Poor George. He certainly has no interest in acquiring any of the three women justices who now constitute the SCOTUS minority. They have zero power and zero influence and act as little more than window dressing for liberals who desperately want to find something, anything about which to be positive about the High Court. Oh, gee, it’s diverse!
Majority justices who still remain for sale are reduced now to junior members Bret Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett. First, Soros has to realize that even if he were interested in acquiring either of these two, he’s going to be up against some tough rivals. Patriotic giants in Big Pharma, real estate, and finance are already doing their job in fighting the International Jewish Conspiracy by already giving these two justice their full unbridled support and by having spent millions to get them confirmed by the wise old wizened men and women of the US Senate.
But Gorsuch and Kavanaugh are both militant Papists and it seems unclear what strategy Soros could use to peel them away from the Vatican and toward World Communism. Does Soros really want to go out boozing and carousing with Kavanaugh who is known to start singing “Glory Days” when he gets potted? And how do you get close to ACB? A nice mac and cheese dinner with Wonder bread at her modest home and then retiring to the couch with her and the hubby to watch the The Handmaid’s Tale for the 11th time—her favorite where she applauds in all the wrong places. I don’t think so.
On a slightly more serious plane, you might remember way back during the 2020 campaign when Democrats were at least talking about expanding the court and busting up the corrupt monopoly now in charge. Biden paid some lip service to the idea but immediately after the inauguration he exiled the idea to political Siberia by assigning a commission to “study” the idea. The commission formed. A report was written. You know anything about it? I think it was published…
Biden tabled the idea because he knew he did not have the congressional majorities (including 60 Senate votes) to enact such radical but necessary judicial reform. Not a good move. Is it not politics 101 that you can introduce or propose legislation if you don’t have the votes at the time, maybe you want surface the issue, debate it, grow it and eventually create those majorities? Isn’t that how all landmark legislation evolves?
So a black mark for having scuttled the court expansion because two and a half years later it sure looks like this might be the moment to get serious about it, But I guess the administration was too busy ignoring Trump’s role in January 6 to pay much attention to they knew that a ultra-right wing court was coming into power. Ignorance, apparently even feigned ignorance, is bliss.
Let’s give credit to two US Senators who are actually trying to do something about this rogue court other than cluck their tongues and wag their heads (the liberal equivalent to Thoughts and Prayers). Democratic Senator Ed Markey is introducing a measure that would expand the court to 13 members. This will go nowhere for the moment but kudos for putting it on the table. Also, snaps for Rhode Island Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse who has been rather tenaciously leading a campaign to impose some enforceable ethical framework on the most dangerous, runaway court in our history…a court so arrogant that its Chief Justice now pointedly refuses to even talk to congress about ethics.
If Biden had not exiled the court expansion three years ago we would be in a much better position to carry this fight forward today. It’s starting two years too late. Yet, it must be done as the six member conservative SCOTUS majority is effectively the US ruling junta and it must be defeated. ++
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