The Coop Scoop Jonestown Edition July 1 #24

Coop Scoop #24 The Jonestown Edition

July 1, 2020
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I want to personally welcome you to the new Jonestown North that has been steadily built around you for the last three years and is now in its final stages. Rumor has it that a couple of planes of “concerned” Democrats are ready to fly in to rescue us. And some of us villagers believe that the Great Orange One will take the next 120 days till their arrival to whip up several barrels of and will start distributing his exclusive, bestest, greater than ever, super-duper, “terrific and strong” MAGA-Red Kool-Aid that will finally put the country at peace.